Mary and Jane are old friends. Both have been married to their husbands for a long time.
One day, Mary tells Jane that she is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"Now that I am getting older, he never even bothers to look at me!" Mary cries.
"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Jane.
Mary sighs and says, "I wish I had married an antique dealer too!"