A lady goes into a furniture store. She picks out a lamp she likes and brings it to the counter.

She finds out the price is $69.95 and says, "Hey! down the street at Mitchell's these are only $49.95!"

The owner asks why she doesn't buy it from Mitchell's, and she says, "Because they just ran out of them."

The owner throws up his hands and says, "Ha! When I'm out of them, they're only $29.95 here!"