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One day a couple were driving through a mountainous road when the wife suddenly turned to the husband and said "I want a divorce and you can't change my mind. I've already met another man."

The husband remains expressionless and keeps his hands on the wheel. The wife then says: "I want the house, the car and the kids." The husband again remains expressionless, keeps his hands on the wheel and speeds up to 70 miles per hour.

The wife then again says "Oh yeah, I want all the money and the insurance too. Basically, I want everything." "Honey" the husband replies. "There's one very important thing that you can't have." "Oh yeah, what's that?" the wife challenges. Pressing down all the way on the accelerator the husband answers: "The air bag!"


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