Two guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, which was next to the highway, he saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed.
The other guy said, "You know, the was the most touching thing I've ever seen."
The first guy answers, "Well, I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do!"