College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Contributed By : Mansoor