One of my database administrator was in leave for one week and I had to take over his place for that duration. The joke is that one day the company's MD wanted to install a software and the hard disk capacity was only 240 MB. The disk was full and the software which he was trying to install was not installed and giving an error saying 'disk is full.'

He was in need of that Software and at any cost he wanted to install it and so asked me to remove any of the existing ones and install it. It is a DOS based system and i was scrolling thru the files and dir's. I asked him whether to remove WordStar, the reply was 'Noooooooo I want to prepare the documentation and i need it!' Then I started scrolling down again and asked him whether to remove Lotus 123 the reply was,'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I want to do calculations in lotus!' I got irritated and when I was scrolling down he suddenly shouted, 'WHAT IS THIS DOS ? I DONOT WANT THIS DOS U PLEASE REMOVE THIS AND INSTALL MY SOFTWARE............'